New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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