found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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