so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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