I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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