Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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