I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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