The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
