cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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