you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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