Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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