I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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