Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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