When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So gin and wine won't be happening again
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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