There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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