can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is Oprah even human
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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