Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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