Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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