For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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