Please, let me fuck your mom
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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