..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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