Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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