By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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He shit in the fireplace
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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