The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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