Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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