Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
