i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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