im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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