Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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