He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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