all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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