We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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