Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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