I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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