There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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