We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
