Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
