I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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