So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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