elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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