i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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