I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...