i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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