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• (407): View more from Florida

  i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move

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  that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  $22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.

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  math is fun

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse

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• (562): View more from California

  Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it

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