The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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