worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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