I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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