Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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