just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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