Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I want a musical about memes.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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