Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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