Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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