3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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