it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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