Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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