...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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