it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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