3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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