If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
There are leaves in my underwear?
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