She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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