found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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